Wednesday, 20 February 2013

IS HE A ONE MINUTE MAN? WELL LETS SOLVE THAT SHALL WE?

"now playing One Minute Man by Missy Elliot"


10 Ways to Make Bad Sex Better

Sometimes bad sex happens to good people. Never fear: There are solutions to those sexual frustrations you have been having , "You have the power to shift things up if you're not enjoying sex."

The Minute Man


You're ready for a marathon, but he's done too soon. Try saying, "I am so turned on, can we do some more stuff for me?" Carrying a lipstick vibrator in your bag doesn't hurt, either. hehehehe *wink*


The Bad Oral Sexer

To be really honest 50 percent of Nigerian guys don't even think this is necessary in bed smh and 70 percent don't know how to do it real good, they stay licking it like its a hot pot, but my ladies there is still a way to get it good. He's giving you oral, but it's not turning you on? While he's down on you, gently lift or turn his head a little, and show him how you want to be touched with your own fingers. 

The Oral Avoider

He never goes down-town, but you're dying for some pleasure. "Always start with what you do like," i'll say. "Try, 'I really liked what we did last night, but how would you feel about oral?'" Face it no matter what you feel ladies love this and when you cant give it its kinda depressing.

The One Trick Pony

Well this will hurt some people but nonetheless, its true. Missionary. Every. Single. Time? Pick up a sex game or watch an erotic video together. Even if you end up laughing about it, it can still be titillating. Drop that missionary and get tumbling together. Hit it from the back, side, upside down sef dey.

The "Me" Man

Seems like his only bedroom goal is his orgasm? Give him the benefit of the doubt. "Sometimes guys are just uneducated, as opposed to selfish,". Let foreplay linger to make sure you're good and ready. hahaha I know what you are thinking, valid point. I hit the nail right on the head right? Well communication is the key.

The Jackhammer

He's pumping away, and it doesn't feel good at all. "A lot of women grin and bear it, which can be painful and cause tears,". Try putting your hand on his chest or hips to slow him down to the rhythm you want. Or say, "How about I get on top?"

The Wet Noodle

Bored by how your guy's lying there, touching you so gently you can barely feel it? Be vocal. Whisper, "harder," or "deeper." And you can always take his hand and physically show him how you want to be touched. You have to talk ohh My Ladies tell him what exactly you want, many of them already feel like superman because you haven't been entirely honest to enjoy love making.

The Crappy Kisser

Whether his lips are too wet or too dry, you've got a bad kisser on your hands. Be the change you want to see in your makeout session: Initiate softer, or harder kisses, and tell him how you like it. Face it we are plagued with this problem a lot, some want to pour saliva all over you, some want to bite you some want to lick your face (this is the funniest of them all LOL) oh and don't get me started on French Kiss. we aint got none of that all we have is Alausa Kiss, Ijebu Kiss, Badagry Kiss e.t.c So please inform your Man, Husband, Lover or even aristo sef how you want to be kissed.

The Boob Man

He's so focused on grabbing your breasts, he's forgetting you exist above the nipple? If you're straddling him, you're in a perfect position to take his hands in yours, touch your own boobs, and show him how you really want to be caressed. Like your boobs are running away tcheeww tell him to calm down and watch you do it the way you want it.

The Head Pusher

Your man is not-so-subtly pushing your head down south in hopes of scoring a blow job, but you're not feeling it? Gently take their hand off your head, and sweetly say, "I don't think I'm up for it tonight, but why don't we try a different position? Detest is an appropriate word for this stop forcing her to go down on you, she will do it when she's ready.



Now you have some exciting tips to turn that bad sex into good sex, not just good but amazing sex hehehehe. my motto for this write up is "If its not that good then something is missing, find it and fix it" its your girl Miss Orgasm to the Orgasm-less Enjoy. Feel free to drop your comments, suggestions and findings. 



1 comment:

  1. Lol,dis Is funny bt it all makes sense.1 can't b aving sex without hoping 4 an orgasm.its those days dat women didn't even know dey were entitled 2it or dat it even exist.nice write up

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