HOW TO GET OVER HIM QUICK

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I'm back from my long needed break hehehehe, now today's topic is sensitive one. HOW TO GET OVER HIM QUICK! Well we ladies tend to hold on to dead relationships from time to time or Friendships that frankly cant develop into anything meaningful, forget that Annie Macaulay and 2face stuff. There was love there but in this types of relationships aint no love in it just dead emotions and all.

Here they are, just read and enjoy.

Go Cold Turkey

Staying in touch with him just keeps you stuck in the past, so at least in the beginning, break off all contact: Unfriend him, remove his name from your Twitter, and delete him from your phone. If you have friends in common, take a temporary hiatus from them, too. Because if you dont do this, you will be stuck in reverse.

Travel Somewhere Fabulous

If its that bad you can take a trip to a place that’s the total opposite of where you live. So if you’re in the city, head to somewhere quiet but fun; if you’re in a small town, go and party with your bestie faraway. Travel not in your budget right now? At least hang out in a different part of town. When you’re taking in a ton of new stimulation, you won’t have a chance to wallow in the past.

Buy a New Vibrator

*Yes I said that* 

One thing that definitely sucks about a breakup: Sex withdrawal. Stay off the dry spell by treating yourself to a vibe with bells and whistles that can deliver way more pleasure than your ex probably ever did.(This doesn't apply to everyone but if you are overly sexually active please dont be shy, get ur vibe on) and they can be found everywhere in Lagos ask around. 

Try to start eating Healthy Foods 

Stay off all that velvet cake or whatever they call it and be more inclined to fruits and even register in a local gym near you. Well that's for people who have the time. It also helps.

Flaunt Your Body

Ditch the breakup comfort clothes and rock outfits that amplify your hotness, like stilettos, a mini, or red lipstick. Every stare you get equals a confidence jolt. Oh, and even if you’re not planning on getting any *wink*, wear your sultriest, do-me-now lace lingerie. Check yourself out in the mirror, and give yourself props for your sexiest features. Feel and appreciate your sexiness.

Schedule a Massage

Getting pampering puts your focus back on you instead of the relationship. Plus, getting a facial or pedicure makes you feel and look fantastic. If you can afford it why not? You'd look beautiful in the end. Don't sha go to all those suspicious looking places to do your facials.

Fake It ‘Til You Make It

Trust us on this one. Even though you’re not over him, act like you are…and it will eventually manifest. Force yourself to go to parties and flirt with other guys, and one day you’ll realize you’re not just pretending to have fun or playing along with the dude hitting on you like you’re legitimately into it. One day you'd find out that hey! it doesn't hurt that much any more.

Make Yourself Busy

One of the hardest things about breaking up is no longer having a permanent buddy to hang out with every night of the week. To fill the void, make more plans, organize a weekly happy hour(an outing of some sort) with co-workers and brunch dates with your girls. Take on a new hobby, like music, movies, baking or cooking any will do just fine.

…But Also Let Yourself Cry

Leave enough room in your schedule for the occasional night when you stay home and process the loss of your relationship. Give yourself an hour or two to let it all out, because expressing your grief will help you heal. Just be sure to end things on a positive note, like enjoying a bubble-bath or movie. You are human, that feeling will still be lurking around somewhere. Don't be ashamed to let it out from time to time, just don't let it consume you.

Turn on Your Laptop

Your friends are an amazing resource to help you get over your ex, but avoid leaning on them too much. When you’re obsessing, try writing about how you’re feeling in a journal or in letters to him that you don’t send. Yes it helps write a bunch of stuff down. 

There you have them, a couple of steps to help you get over him quick. Enough of the Mariah Carey songs, have you heard of David Guetta? Get some of his songs, keep it upbeat. And to those who are searching for Love, Jesus loves you so don't go around washing every guys clothes for the sake of love. 

Once again its ME! Miss Orgasm to the Orgasm-less for the Man and woman them. Mostly men sha. LOL 

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WHY A BREAKUP CAN BE GOOD FOR A RELATIONSHIP

Okay, before you go all hysterical on this article please read thoroughly. According to new research, almost 50 percent of couples break up, and then get back together again. Yeah, that's a little messy, but there are upsides to splitting up before settling down for the long haul, Here's why:

A Clean Slate

After a breakup, you don't owe your ex anything and you certainly don't have to get back together. But, if you choose to try again, you both know that your hearts are really in the right place. And that's a great foundation from which to build a new relationship.

Your Relationship Will Be More Real

The first time around, you and your guy were likely trying to show each other only your best selves, but this level of politeness tends to go out the window during a breakup. So, if you decide to reconcile with your guy, it will be after you've seen him at his worst and you've shown him your true colors, too.

You'll Be Better Together

Because you've probably rehashed your relationship's demise with each other many times, ideally you and your guy will be prepared for whatever issues broke you up in the first place. Having a plan of action about how you're going to handle problems might make your relationship even stronger.

Your Relationship Will Have a Clear Direction

Sometimes, a breakup can be the healthy shake up that will take your relationship to the next level. Getting back together can also mean getting on the same page about where your relationship is headed, and may up the odds that you guys can last the second time around.

You'll Value Each Other More

After experiencing what it felt like to be apart, you'll learn to value your union in a new way and be more appreciative of the time you spend together.

You're More Committed

Maybe you weren't ready to be tied down when you first dated, or he sucked at commitment. Being apart can show you both how important you are to each other and make you realize you really want to be committed this time around.

You'll Be More In Touch With Your Needs

It sounds cheesy, but after a breakup, you focus more on your needs and what you require to be happy. That's a huge plus, since women often put their priorities aside in relationships. This time around, you'll have a better idea of what you want…and the crap you won't put up with.

Now this article here doesn't apply in every case please note that those ones that cheated and has done terrible things to you shouldn't be judged with these criteria. Abusive relationships shouldn't be tolerated. Let's make Love not war. Hope your saturday is going great!!! 

SEX POSITION OF THE WEEK

*Now Playing Adorn by Miguel*


Yes my luvvies that's right!!! hehehehehehe okay now I wanted to do this everyday but.....(insert terrible excuse here). Well this is for those who are tired and want to break free from the spirit of missionary position * hallelujah somebody* I'll give you a weird sexual position to try out. If you succeed you have to come and share with us *wink* remember its going to be a rare position but I'll explain it to you so sit back and read/evaluate.
So, the name of the sex position of the week is..........

The Erotic Accordion

Erotic Instructions:

Your lover lies on his back and lifts his knees toward his chest. Facing him, you squat down and straddle his legs so your thighs are hugging his. Lower yourself onto his penis — the closer he draws his knees to his chest, the better access you'll have to his main accessory. Bend at your knees and move yourself up and down.

Now in case you do not understand the explanation here's an illustration for you:

Why You'll Love It

This position is the ultimate rev-your-engines role reversal: He's curled up on his back; you've mounted him like a Harley bike. The switcharoo will kick-start your sense of power and allow him to show his more submissive side. And since you're facing each other, you both get a prime panorama of each other's ecstatic expressions. Plus, the shallow penetration concentrates pleasure on the supersensitive outer banks of your vagina and the nerve-rich head of his hot tamale.

HINT: Before you start, agree to keep your eyes open and your gazes locked. Since you're directly facing each other, you and your guy will both get a prime panorama of each other's ecstatic expressions. Those red-hot glances will instantly arouse his most base desires.

There you have it. You could try it and give us a feed back or you could keep getting bored all day everyday. Motto for today's post "Just do it" lol

IS HE A ONE MINUTE MAN? WELL LETS SOLVE THAT SHALL WE?

"now playing One Minute Man by Missy Elliot"

10 Ways to Make Bad Sex Better

Sometimes bad sex happens to good people. Never fear: There are solutions to those sexual frustrations you have been having , "You have the power to shift things up if you're not enjoying sex."

The Minute Man

You're ready for a marathon, but he's done too soon. Try saying, "I am so turned on, can we do some more stuff for me?" Carrying a lipstick vibrator in your bag doesn't hurt, either. hehehehe *wink*

The Bad Oral Sexer

To be really honest 50 percent of Nigerian guys don't even think this is necessary in bed smh and 70 percent don't know how to do it real good, they stay licking it like its a hot pot, but my ladies there is still a way to get it good. He's giving you oral, but it's not turning you on? While he's down on you, gently lift or turn his head a little, and show him how you want to be touched with your own fingers. 

The Oral Avoider

He never goes down-town, but you're dying for some pleasure. "Always start with what you do like," i'll say. "Try, 'I really liked what we did last night, but how would you feel about oral?'" Face it no matter what you feel ladies love this and when you cant give it its kinda depressing.

The One Trick Pony

Well this will hurt some people but nonetheless, its true. Missionary. Every. Single. Time? Pick up a sex game or watch an erotic video together. Even if you end up laughing about it, it can still be titillating. Drop that missionary and get tumbling together. Hit it from the back, side, upside down sef dey.

The "Me" Man

Seems like his only bedroom goal is his orgasm? Give him the benefit of the doubt. "Sometimes guys are just uneducated, as opposed to selfish,". Let foreplay linger to make sure you're good and ready. hahaha I know what you are thinking, valid point. I hit the nail right on the head right? Well communication is the key.

The Jackhammer

He's pumping away, and it doesn't feel good at all. "A lot of women grin and bear it, which can be painful and cause tears,". Try putting your hand on his chest or hips to slow him down to the rhythm you want. Or say, "How about I get on top?"

The Wet Noodle

Bored by how your guy's lying there, touching you so gently you can barely feel it? Be vocal. Whisper, "harder," or "deeper." And you can always take his hand and physically show him how you want to be touched. You have to talk ohh My Ladies tell him what exactly you want, many of them already feel like superman because you haven't been entirely honest to enjoy love making.

The Crappy Kisser

Whether his lips are too wet or too dry, you've got a bad kisser on your hands. Be the change you want to see in your makeout session: Initiate softer, or harder kisses, and tell him how you like it. Face it we are plagued with this problem a lot, some want to pour saliva all over you, some want to bite you some want to lick your face (this is the funniest of them all LOL) oh and don't get me started on French Kiss. we aint got none of that all we have is Alausa Kiss, Ijebu Kiss, Badagry Kiss e.t.c So please inform your Man, Husband, Lover or even aristo sef how you want to be kissed.

The Boob Man

He's so focused on grabbing your breasts, he's forgetting you exist above the nipple? If you're straddling him, you're in a perfect position to take his hands in yours, touch your own boobs, and show him how you really want to be caressed. Like your boobs are running away tcheeww tell him to calm down and watch you do it the way you want it.

The Head Pusher

Your man is not-so-subtly pushing your head down south in hopes of scoring a blow job, but you're not feeling it? Gently take their hand off your head, and sweetly say, "I don't think I'm up for it tonight, but why don't we try a different position? Detest is an appropriate word for this stop forcing her to go down on you, she will do it when she's ready.

Now you have some exciting tips to turn that bad sex into good sex, not just good but amazing sex hehehehe. my motto for this write up is "If its not that good then something is missing, find it and fix it" its your girl Miss Orgasm to the Orgasm-less Enjoy. Feel free to drop your comments, suggestions and findings. 

CAN WOMEN AND MEN BE JUST FRIENDS?

Yesterday this question popped up when I was with a couple of my male friends (so I think). They kept hollering and shouting that its not possible, I had to ask them about our friendship which they couldn't even define or agree. So that automatically means I have a bunch of strangers I call my male friends(so sad). Then I also asked them about women in their lives and if its all the same. One made a shocking statement like this;

"You are my friend but I wont think twice given the opportunity to sleep with you"

I really want to understand the philosophy behind this, so, if you can explain the floor is open feel free to comment.

OFFICE ROMANCE: Do Office Romance Ever Work Out?

Dating someone from work is such a double-edged sword.

On one hand, it's natural to meet someone at the office: You automatically have things in common and feelings both good and bad are bound to develop when you spend so much time together in close spaces.

On the other hand, it can get super messy when one side breaks it off or when your romance becomes the subject of office gossip.

And yes, plenty of us have dated someone at the office: 4 percent of workers polled in a recent survey admitted dating someone from the office at least once. Surprisingly, certain industries seem to inspire more intra-office relationship for example Hospitality, Information Technology, Finance, Healthcare and professional services.


Amazingly, 30 percent of those involved in office romances end up getting married to their co-worker, so to answer your question YES IT CAN WORK OUT.

Sadly, my at-work relationship didn't end up quite so happy.True story. I once dabbled in a little office affair when I was working in a bank, Lawd have mercy it was exciting. those little getaways to that abandoned floor LMAO *pls dont judge me* and all those kisses when we are alone in the elevator. But sadly we dint work out in the end, sole problem was me :(.


The relationship was fine I just couldn't stand being the favourite gossip topic whenever I stepped foot in the office.

So yeah, that experience turned me off from dipping into the office dating pool again.

Not that I haven't thought about it..... multiple times.

Tell Us: Have you dated someone at the office? How did that work out?
Pls leave your comments ;)

7 THINGS TO DO TO A NAKED MAN

How do you turn him on? Oh, let us count the ways. Consider this your must - do list of sex tips to tease, squeeze, and totally please your guy!

Sneak Up Behind Him






Blow his mind with this sneaky move: Stand behind him and stroke his penis. This positions your palm flat against his member's sensitive underside, the same way he grips it when he masturbates. Then do a few things he can't do himself, like whisper in his ear or kiss his back.

 

Get Naked Too




There's a good chance that your guy has never feasted his eyes on your completely bare bod for more than a few seconds. Maybe it's because you undress quickly in a passion frenzy or your bodies are too close for him to really take you in. But letting him stare at you in the buff is a sure fire libido trigger.

Let Him Be an Animal

Initiate a primal move that fuels his frisky craving. Give him an animalistic challenge by having standing sex. Let him hold you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around his lower back. He'll be in the aggressor role since he's holding you up with his arms and lower bod, and he also gets the visual thrill of watching your breasts bounce during the act.

Break Out the Blindfold

Once you have him going crazy not knowing where your next lick, kiss, or stroke will land, treat your blindfolded boy to a slew of new sensations. Three to try: the feel of your hair, silk panties, or a string of pearls rubbed gently against his member.

Climb on Top

The majority of the dudes we polled in our most recent sex survey picked woman-on-top as their number-one nooky style. Bonus: This position can be very intimate since your faces are touching and you can slide your arms around each other so you're superclose. It's also a great method for delaying his orgasm a little longer.

 

Take a Sensual Shower

Steam up your bathroom mirror by standing this close together in the shower. Add the water pouring over you, and this is a perfect position for lots of wet, passionate kissing. You can also gaze into each other's eyes, further boosting the intimacy factor.

Find His G-Spot

A guy's prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus.

Hope you all use this as a guideline in pleasing your man dem. Try and be creative after all those iPhone 5 and things during the Valentine try and hold him down. As always Miss Orgasm to the Orgasm-less for the man and woman dem.